'Man oh man have I seen some awkward f***ing first dates on Valentine's Day,' he wrote.
'I'll never forget my first Valentine's Day with my girlfriend, now wife.
“Was sitting in a coffee shop with my arm around her. “Red lipstick marks on white shirt and having to try and lie that it’s ketchup/chili sauce…40.
“Her Grandmother caught us with my unbuttoned pants and untied belt.41.
'In the middle of the night, I farted so loud I woke up him, myself, and his dad,' the Reddit user explained.We had recently gotten a kitten, and she liked to take things out of the trash and carry them around.While we were watching the movie, she came into the living room and dumped something on my date's lap.'Because you can't be blamed for anything you do whilst sleeping, I just stayed as still as possible.'When we emerged from the bedroom in the morning, running into his dad, he said, "Son, you woke me up with that one last night! "Yeah sorry, dad, must have been all the beer," replied my date, winking at me.